Quotes

[Voidhead]

Hallo allemaal,

het leek mij een leuk idee als jullie hier nou eens vette/goede/leuke uitspraken posten van gitaristen, over gitaren of eentje die je zelf bedacht hebt...
dus brand los...

[moretel]

Bram Vermeulen in de Volkskrant:

"een technisch minder begaafde muzikant maakt vaker vernieuwende muziek"

<font size=-1>[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: moretel op 2003-05-19 14:50 ]</font>

[hoofd]

Keith Richards:
"It takes 3 things to play guitar: 5 strings, 3 fingers and 1 asshole" :grin:

[moretel]

Die is wel erg belegen zeg.

[hoofd]

Tsja, een betere kwam zo 1,2,3 niet in me op...ja, "You've unleashed the fokking fwury!" van ene Malmsteen, maar meestal hoor ik gitaristen gitaar spelen i.p.v. praten :wink:.

[Voidhead]

"who needs a reverb? when you've got distortion..."

- ik :razz:

<font size=-1>[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: Voidhead op 2003-05-19 15:09 ]</font>

[urezna]

Op 2003-05-19 14:53, schreef mtlhead:
Keith Richards:
"It takes 3 things to play guitar: 5 strings, 3 fingers and 1 asshole" :grin:

dat zijn dus negen dingen he?

[Nifter]

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

- Les Claypool

Well, me don't swim too tough so me don't go in the water too deep

- Bob Marley

Stoner rock is like a toy truck to me. Sometimes you drive it around the room, and sometimes you light it on fire, do stunts with it and destroy it.

- Josh Homme

You can’t be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.

- Frank Zappa

of-topic:

640K ought to be enough for anybody.

- Bill Gates, 1981

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

- Woody Allen

So I says, blue M&amp;M, red M&amp;M, they all wind up the same color in the end.

- Homer J. Simpson

...beetje fanatiek he? Had ze al bij de hand (voor mn thesis, maar daar komen deze niet in).

[Pete Townshend]

"I think you should keep on playing Rock as long as you have an axe to grind and then if you haven't got an axe to grind you should go into cabaret"

"I did very sexy dancing tonight, I was very sexy, and if I were a female in the audience, I'd want to marry me"

"This is a fucking rock and roll concert, not a fucking tea party"

"I wonder why God took my hair and left me my liver... why he gave me such huge genitals and such small amount of hair..."

-Pete T.

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[wietse]

i doesn't matter how good you are at it, its just like masturbation if you enjoy it do it!

billy idol over gitaar spelen.

[Negative K3 fan]

"Patat is poep"

L. Spit.

[Kitaarhiero]

"Patat is aardappel"

-G. Kreeuseler.

[Voidhead]

"whahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah"

- B. van de Sande

en nu weer ff ontopic :smile:

[Pete Townshend]

"My favorite bass-player? ME, of course"

"Playing heavy metal is like smelling your own farts"

- John Entwistle

[Ohzoso]

Robert Plant: If you can`t say anything nice, you better shut up!

<font size=-1>[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: Ohzoso op 2003-05-19 19:40 ]</font>

[Butcher]

"It's all your fault"
Jeff Beck feliciteerd Jim Marshall met 40 jaar Marshall

"This whole shred guitar thing kinda got out of hand"
Michael Lee Firkins

"Being a great guitarist is a gift from God. You can practice all you want if you don't have that gift and become pretty good, but you still suck."
Joe Satriani

"Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen"
Keith Richards

"If he's not back by tomorrow, we'll get Clapton."
John Lennon reageert op Harrison die uit een opnamesessie stapt nadat hij aangekondigd heeft dat 'ie met The Beatles kapt.

[schaap]

"You snooze, you lose", the offspring nadat de advocaat van GnR hen wilden aanklagen voor het gebruiken van de naam Chinese Democracy voor hun nieuwe album. Terwijl allang bekend was dat het nieuwe album van GnR(diegene die al zo lang op zich laat wachten en vermoedelijk niet komt) ook die naam zou krijgen. ik heb het een beetje vaag opgeschreven volgens mij, maar ik heb *hik de grootste *hik, moeite om het goed op te schrijven.
(3x spelling gecheckt)

[Kitaarhiero]

"Ik ben zeer cynisch over mijn eigen cynisme"
- Noel Gallagher

[De Teng]

Ik had gister in de kroeg een goeie, alle twee gingen ze nadenken, maar natuurlijk weer vergeten...

Euh... 'De mens is te laf om zelfmoord te plegen, omdat ie onwetend is wat daarna komt.' Maar die is van Shakespeare, kon ook vast wel muziek maken.

Nu die van mij: 'Uit onzekerheid ga je geloven. Onzekerheid komt voor uit een angst.'

Wel zwaar, maar een muzikant moet ook eens wat anders doen dan 90% van de tijd over muziek lullen :wink:

[stinkhippie]

"the difference with us and the younger bands is that they're into jerking of and we're into fucking!"

S. Tyler

[gjlp]

Lyrics are wasted time between solo's..

http://www.gibson.com

[keef]

"I don't have any problems with drugs - I only have a problem with the police" (Keith Richards)

"Oefenen, waarom - ik zit toch in the Stones?" (Bill Wyman)

"Mine goes to eleven" (Spinal Tap)

[Neals]

"Fuck MTV"

- Lars Ulrich

"As a musician you'll have to go after the fat chicks, cause fat chicks have plenty of food.."

- Dave Mustaine

"Ik stop met muziek maken als mijn muziek op sky-radio komt"

- Ik

[Pete Townshend]

"Men are too busy talking about how big there dicks are. If men bled, tampons would be free"

"I love every bone in a woman's body, especially mine"

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"

"Mary had a little sheep,
With the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb."

- Steven Tyler

[Elaine]

no matter what colour you paint it or how many strings it has, it;s still the most beautiful instrument in the world

Steve Vai

[Kindvall]

Op 2003-05-20 17:20, schreef Neals:

"Ik stop met muziek maken als mijn muziek op sky-radio komt"

- Ik





Grappig!! :grin:

[sugarfish]

beter goed gejat dan slecht bedacht :wink:

[andy]

"The only way to get through a womans mind is through her cunt" Jean Jack Brunell (Stranglers)

[Ic3gl0vE]

Op 2003-05-20 17:20, schreef Neals:
"Fuck MTV"

- Lars Ulrich


en stiekem zijn ze maar wat blij met mtv! wel leuk dat ze bij de mtv awards ofzo een keer so fucking what speelden hehehe


Edit:
"Sex is like a gun, you aim, you shoot, you run"

Steven Tyler

<font size=-1>[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: Ic3gl0vE op 2003-05-21 20:27 ]</font>

[Neals]

en ook nog hun verjaardag vergeten... potverdorie.

[Bigfoot414]

Op 2003-05-19 16:22, schreef urezna:


Op 2003-05-19 14:53, schreef mtlhead:
Keith Richards:
"It takes 3 things to play guitar: 5 strings, 3 fingers and 1 asshole" :grin:

dat zijn dus negen dingen he?

Daarom is hij juist die asshole

[henksjaak]

Henksjaak: "Speel met hart en ziel voor het beste resultaat." :wink:

[Anavrin]

Like, Eddie Vedder is nominated number-one song writer in some magazine, and I'm not even listed.

Wearing a dress shows I can be as feminine as I want.

I don't want to see 'Cobain is God' spray-painted on the wall

My ego is already inflated way past the exploding stage.

Allen van Kurt Cobain.

[Anavrin]

GW: Speaking of guitars, you seem to favor low-end models.

COBAIN: I don't favor them-I can afford them. [laughs] I'm left-handed, and it's not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I've only owned two of them.

GW: What is it about them that works for you?

COBAIN: They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small. They also don't stay in tune, and when you want to raise the string action on the fretboard, you have to loosen all the strings and completely remove the bridge. You have to turn these little screws with your fingers and hope that you've estimated it right. If you screw up, you have to repeat the process over and over until you get it right. Whoever invented that guitar was a dork.

GW: It was Leo Fender.

COBAIN: I guess I'm calling Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement. [laughs]

[Anavrin]

GW: Ever get the urge to use a twang bar?

COBAIN: No. Anybody that plays guitar knows that only Jimi Hendrix was able to use the standard tremolo and still keep it in tune. Those things are totally worthless. I do have one on a Japanese Strat, but I don't use it.

[Anavrin]

GW: Your first album, Bleach, was recorded for $600; how much did Nevermind run you?

COBAIN: [laughs] I don't remember, I've got Alzheimer's. Please, don't ask us how much our video cost; that's a hell of an embarrassment. We definitely could have used some film student, who would've done just as good of a job.

Sorry voor deze eenzijdigheid :lol:

[geertenno]

Rock on!

-Geertenno

[Casseman]

Jimmy Page: I bet you can`t play slidepiano

[bassopotmus]

"When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer"

·Cliff Burton


"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored."

·Cliff Burton


"Control your life through insanity."

·Cliff Burton


Open up your heart and soul, and your bass wil follow

[Elaine]

Every rose has its thorn
-poison

Back in the 80's we were all looking like overdecorated christmastrees
- gitarist van poison, ben effe z'n naam kwijt

But now the damage's done, and we're back out on the run. Funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns...

raad maar van wie die laatste is :razz:


<font size=-1>[ Dit Bericht is bewerkt door: Elaine op 2003-05-23 11:47 ]</font>

[PluueeR]

"Een Fender is een stuk gereedschap. Een Gibson is een instrument"

- David Hollestelle -

[bassopotmus]

Fender is heilig, Gibson is een overgewaardeerd dik lomp stuk hout
Me

[The_Cure]

Keith Richards:

If you want to kick the government's ass, you might as well use two feet.

[Bates15]

"Life is like a box of candy, you neverknow what you are going to get".
Forrest Gump

I am not paranoid, but why is everybody picking on me.....
(hing bij mijn pa op toilet)

I framed my parents, after I shot them.
(ergens op een billboard)